Saturday, May 17, 2008
Quotes/poems/sayings by Catherine Lim
Kiasuism is the national philosophy,
Its essence is fear of loss
Of profit and opportuniy,
And good rating from the boss.
Fear of displeasing the Government
That could show its displeasure,
By taking back that big promotion,
As a first punitive measure.
Kiasuism's fears are so narrow,
They're all about saving one's skin,
When really a national philosophy
Should have a more positive spin.
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We are said to be too serious,
All pleasure and joy we shun;
That's the official singaporean,
The real one is much more fun.
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Language puts Male and Female into many a distinct pair,
Man and Woman,
Lad and Lass,
For animals, Horse and Mare.
But watch out for the bias,
It's all on the make side;
Why is 'Master' used to praise
And 'Mistress' to deride?
Why does 'Bachelor' sound good,
While 'Spinster' can only amuse?
Why is 'Dog' at worst neutral
And 'Bitch' a term of abuse?
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Oh for the innocent past!
When words were simple and clear,
When gay just meant happy,
And never provoked a sneer.
Now taking a pill before bed
May be badly misconstructed,
And eating delicious dates
Has nothing to do with food!
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Singapore a fun city? Yes of course,
Provided morals are not damaged.
Creativity in the schools? Oh sure,
Provided it's properly managed.
Freedom? Not too much of that,
In case it gets out of hand;
So what if we end up as
The blame leading the blame?
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The scientist's definition of a kiss
Is just so technical and smart:
A kiss is a contraction of the lips
Due to an expansion of the heart!
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A new religion in Singapore?
A brand new monotheism?
It has worshippers island-wide
Its name is moneytheism.
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We seek out company
Whenever we feel low;
The more people we meet,
The fewer people we know!
posted by Jeremiah29:11 @ 11:41 PM
